VC Day -USA Surrenders to China
Chairman of The Joint Chiefs -General Mathew L Nelson stood and slammed his fist! “We told that infantile ignorant schmuck of Commander -In- Chief NOT to go to Defcon 5 over their invasion of Taiwan"
"How is it that we as a society let billionaire bandits rob us?" How does Jeff get away with paying his workers less than a living wage and paying only a tiny percent of tax on his enormous profits? The bandits can do what they do to us because we make it possible for them. We elect lawmakers who refuse to tax fairly, encourage unionized labor or set minimum wages. So we enable the bandits to steal from us, amassing ridiculous amounts of cash while large numbers of Americans struggle. We do it to ourselves. Jeff steals from us because we let him. "If you put food in front of a goat, the goat will eat it."
USA Unconditionally Surrenders to China
In a nuclear bomb proof bunker 3,000 feet beneath The Pentagon - The Chief’s of Staff -Heads of The NSA -FBI - Homeland Security - The FBI and The Energy Department are preparing a response to China’s demand for unconditional surrender by noon EST or the People’s Republic of China - which in the past 24 hours virtually/totally degraded America’s Military Machine and it’s ability to ptevent total annihilation by them!
Chairman of The Joint Chiefs -General Mathew L Nelson stood and slammed his fist!
“We told that infantile ignorant schmuck of Commander -In- Chief NOT to go to Defcon 5 over their invasion of Taiwan!
We told him that The Chinese Military had recently achieved superior - breakthrough warfare technology that has the potential to degrade our total weapons capabilities across land and ship forces and satellite communication and even nuclear triggering mechanisms.
That pile of shit hiding in complete isolation with a Nuclear Suitcase that might as well be used as a fucking door stopper!
We have to surrender!
Considering their now total dominance over the entire Earth’s military resources -Russia and China and NATO have already surrendered unconditionally - Their terms are not that onerous.
By noon tomorrow we have to surrender and turn President Trump and Vice President Marjorie Taylor Green - AND The entire GOP leadership over to General Woo Tang Xing at Dulles Airport where they will be escorted to stand trial in Beijing for War Crimes.
Next will be the Surrender Documents signing in The Oval Office broadcast by the Chairman of China’s Central Military Commission and Leader of The Communist Party
on every radio and tv network and station in America.
Trump will be there apologizing to The American People for his crimes against America and Humanity before being put in chains and sent with Greene to join the group at The Airport.
General Nelson “All in favor raise their hands!”
“Ok - Turns to Press Secretary - “And notify Congress immediately!”
These days are now over!
"How is it that we as a society let billionaire bandits rob us?" How does Jeff get away with paying his workers less than a living wage and paying only a tiny percent of tax on his enormous profits? The bandits can do what they do to us because we make it possible for them. We elect lawmakers who refuse to tax fairly, encourage unionized labor or set minimum wages. So we enable the bandits to steal from us, amassing ridiculous amounts of cash while large numbers of Americans struggle. We do it to ourselves. Jeff steals from us because we let him. "If you put food in front of a goat, the goat will eat it."